Created on Saturday, May 30th, 2015 at 12:08 PM
"THAT OVERSEAS ANIMATION vs. AMERICAN ANIMATION RIVALRY MUST CEASE TO A PERMANENT END," claimed Bancy, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THIS MADNESS!!!"
Here's My Interview, this time, with Bancy McMouser and Toby Ratwaller and, yes, Curdie!:
ME - Bancy, What's Eating You These Days???
BANCY - Whatever Just Happened to those Hungarian animators is because [gasps in horror] Disney's "The Lion King" OUTGROSSED THAT "Princess and the Goblin" FILM IN AMERICAN THEATERS BACK ON JUNE 1994 AND ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND FURTHERMORE...
CURDIE - Uh, Mr. Green Mouse?
BANCY - Who Are You and What Have You Done with Mike Patterson?!
CURDIE: It's Me; Curdie, an old friend from your past!
BANCY - Uh Oh! I'm In Deep Sludge and It's Because of That... That... So-Called Other Film from America which Disney, and those film critics including Leonard Maltin, claimed it as "The Most Highest-Grossing Traditionally Animated Feature Film of 1994"!
TOBY - But, Cousin Bancy, Those Disney Animators Can't Do That! They're Too Valuable for Disney Executives like John Lasseter and formerly Michael Eisner
BANCY - SHUT UP, TOBY!!!
TOBY - WHAT?!
BANCY - COUSIN TOBY, I THOUGHT THAT CURDIE WAS GONE FOREVER IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT EVIL SCAR AND HIS HYENA HENCH-ANIMALS!!!!
TOBY - Oh, God, Help Us!!!
ME - Alright, Boys, Enough! Let This "Old Friend" of yours talk this over with us calmly!
TOBY - Okay!
BANCY - Don't Hurt Me... I Surrender!
ME - He's not gonna hurt you!
TOBY - He's Here to Talk to You about Our Lives back in '94 when we were Young Rodents!
BANCY - Aw, Drat! Michael,... Release the Flashback from my DVD Copy of its former VHS Camcorder-recorded self!
ME - Okay... [I Put The DVD containing Bancy's "1994" Past after was plotted from its own VHS Tape to the computer and became a DVD of itself then, Even though It's STILL IN COLOR LIKE ITS FORMER VHS TAPE SELF!!!]
[We See VHS Camcorder-recorded footage of Bancy as a 3-1/2 Year Old Mouse wanting to see that "Princess and the Goblin" movie but,...]
CURDIE - This is Bancy as a young 3-1/2 year old toddler...
[...Unfortunately, the film was immediately sold out to make room for "The Lion King" as little 3-1/2 year old Toby was bawling his tears...]
CURDIE - This is Toby, the same age as Bancy, but after My film was sold out for... The Highest Grossing Traditionally Animated Feature Film of 1994...
BANCY - OH NO!
3-1/2 YEAR OLD BANCY [on the video] - Oh, No! What has those Disney animators done to that film [starts bawling his tears out as he and 3-1/2 year old Toby mourn for their "failure"]
CURDIE - This is You and Toby's reaction to your thought that I was dead but...
BANCY'S MOM [on the video] - Mrs. Ratwaller, why is you son and my son both crying?
TOBY'S MOM - [on the video] I Dunno! Maybe that "Princess and the Goblin" movie was sold out for "The Lion King" and They must've thought that Curdie got killed!
[Suddenly, after hearing from Toby's mother He and his cousin Bancy burst into fresh fountains of tears as their mothers take then home but, luckily, the sad part cuts off and we now see Bancy and his Cousin Toby already happy to see "The Princess and the Goblin" on VHS Tape as they root for Curdie as he fights off Froglip, the Goblin King's son]
CURDIE - ...This is you rooting for me finishing off Froglip...
3-1/2 YEAR OLD BANCY - [in the video] C'mon, Curdie! Finish Off That Evil Monstrosity!
3-1/2 YEAR OLD TOBY - Oh No! Somebody do something to get rid of that Goblin menace!
[In the video, Froglip was about to "destroy" Curdie but, luckily, Princess Irene, who was holding onto the rock for safety, clobbers Froglip's foot with her own fist and Froglip screams in pain after feeling his foot being clobbered by Irene's fist then Froglip along with and the Goblin King and Goblin Queen fall down a waterfall to their death]
CURDIE - And That's My Beloved Princess Irene saving my life!
BANCY and TOBY - [watching the video from their childhood] Close Call for you, Isn't It?
CURDIE - Thank You kind, boys, for you Comment!
BANCY and TOBY - You're Welcome, Curdie!
[The Video shuts off after the 1994 montage ends]
ME - There, Boys, That was quite a memory, was it?
BANCY - Of Course! We Both Felt Much Better after such a flashback video! Right, Toby!
TOBY - Of Course!
What's Left of this Interviewing Blog Post of April 2015 is actually Mike Patterson, one of my "BancyToon Superstars", dressed up as Curdie in honor of The Previous "Overseas Animator Appreciation Day" in 2015 and Next Year's "Overseas Animator Appreciation Day" on 2016!
THE END!
P.S., Remember Animation Fans of America and Canada, Coming to Cinemas on June 19th, 2015 is Disney & PIXAR's "Inside Out" and on August 7th, 2015 is the American-Canadian premiere of Aardman Animations' "Shaun the Sheep Movie"!!!
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